Texting Alek

elliswaswithkeith:

askalek:

elliswaswithkeith:

askalek:

elliswaswithkeith:

askalek:

elliswaswithkeith:


“If your future boyfriend or girlfriend has an issue wit me, they can go screw themselves.”  She smirks, “I have your word now.  I expect a mansion guest bedroom.”

“Hm, well I guess they’ll just have to honor it then,” he said, smiling. “Of course, by the time I’m that rich you may have a whole family I need to house.” The realization that even if he got rich, assuming it took a few decades, she would already be in her 40s or later, was a little strange.

She scoffed, “Family?  Yeah right.  I’m not a family person.  I’m going to live alone my whole life with fifty cats.”

“So letting you have a guest room also means letting in your fifty cats?” he asked, thinking it would be…odd to have that many cats. A lot of cat fur.

She laughs, “No.  I just want like…four.  or five.”

“I can deal with that,” he said, glad he hadn’t agreed to house a whole zoo.

She laughs, “Awesome~”

“Hopefully I don’t live with anyone else who’s allergic,” he said, seriously thinking about this. He probably would try to help out a lot of his old friends if he ever got rich.