i-m-just-another-stolen-relic:
WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE
YOUVE CREATED A GOD
((HE’S GORGEOUS))
OMFG WORDS CANNOT EXPLAIN WHAT I FEEL RIGHT KNOW
JESUS JOSEPH ISAAC NEWTON MARY MOTHER OF GOD
I seriously believe that if god came to earth that is what he looks like O__O
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WHY
THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WOULD HATE YOU
JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER.
Why is this so fucking funny to me?
I was doing fine until I saw “JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER” … then i lost my shit
OMG LMFAO
i would so use this just to piss people off
oh my gosh i want a teeny octopus
Always reblog teeny octopus.
OMG I WANT IT!!!!!!!!!
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Of innuendo and oral exams
“I approve of what Genesis says here.”
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My sadistic soul feels the need to torture my characters every time I return to roleplaying. I’m not even sorry…
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Lol aww old people not understanding tumblr. But this is nice. I’m always hesitant to put Obama plugs on my page for fear of the bullshit from others, but seriously my blog couldn’t be more liberal if I tried who’s gonna care. why are you following me there are plenty of mindless cute girls our there who DON’T post their political beliefs, go follow them.The best campaign counter-attack video I HAVE EVER SEEN. Obama 2012
”So we’re going to call their BS when we see it and we need your help to call them on it too and set the record straight. So share this, tweet it, facebook it, I keep hearing about tumblr and whatever that is…please use that too. Thank you.”
-Stephanie Cutter / Deputy Campaign Manager at Obama for America.
And a Tumblr shout-out.
Just for the tumblr plug at the end >.<
You have my axe, Obama campaign.
lol, i love obama.
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If you don’t reblog this you go to Tumblr hell.









