i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
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The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives
you should all go to your blogs and hover over them
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My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
Nowhere in the 10 commandments does it say “Do Not Rape” yet the 5th Satanic Rule Of The Earth is “Do not make sexual advances unless given the mating signal.” Go ahead and just let that sink in.
satan: 1 god: 0
Alek stopped himself from replying when a waitress came to their table. Glancing down at the menu he had yet to look through, he said, “I’ll have…Coke?” After that, he glanced at Yuli to see if he was ready to order or not. If he was, Alek could find something fast while he ordered.
“Yeah a Coke sounds good.. Can we have some of these also?..” Yuli points out some appetizers.
“Sure, I’ll be right back..”
“Thanks,” he said as she left. Looking back to Yuli, he asked, “Wanna split something for the main dish?”
“Sure. Anything look good?”
“Well the steak looks pretty good, though that’s probably not the best food for sharing.”
“What about pasta?”
“That works. Any specific type you want?”
“How about some penne?”
“Sure?” he said, glancing down at the description to make sure he knew what it was. “Yeah, sounds good.”
“Equius is so weird!” said the Homestuck fan as the troll who has the strength to put someone through a steel wall does nothing but protect his moirail and provide a pair of legs for a lowblood cripple and a new arm for the meanest troll of all and spends the entire story trying to protect everyone and doesn’t hurt a fly.
fr0m n0w 0n i sh0uld just wear a shirt that says d0n't ask me ab0ut my disability 0r my m0rtality. then everything w0uld be fine.